The Sting

Deve haver muita gente completamente burra no mundo a contribuir para a grande causa dos vigaristas.
É que não percebo, mas passo a vida a receber mails de advogados sul africanos que gerem o dinheiro dum gajo qualquer que entretanto morreu e me deixou uma herança de 500 mil dólares.
Ou então outros, tal como este que recebi esta semana, simplesmente fantástico, até vale a pena partilhar:
"Dear Correa,

We officially announce to you the draw (#604) of the UK ON-LINE LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on the 11th of June 2006.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 withSerialnumber 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:
, Bonus Ball [1] which subsequently won you the lottery in the First category i.e match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500,000 (Five hundred thousand pounds sterlings) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.
This is from a total cash prize of £10,000,000 shared amongst the first four(20)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000unions,associations,and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our African booklet representative office in South Africa as indicated in your play coupon.In view of this, your £500,000 (Five hundred thousand poundssterlings)would be released to you by any of our payment offices inSouth Africa.

Our African agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. "

É lindo!Acabei de ganhar uma lotaria onde nem sequer sabia que tinha participado!

Claro que não devia ter falado a ninguém nisto, "for security reasons", aliás só falta mesmo o "or we will have to kill you"...

Se me acontecer algum acidente estranho nos próximos tempos já sabem...

Anda aqui uma gaija feita parva a jogar assiduamente €10 no euromilhoes, quando afinal tem á sua disposição esta maravilhosa lotaria sul africana.

E nada de me virem pedir dinheiro emprestado, já que o meu plano é desaparecer rápidamente de circulação com os Sterlings que irei levantar nos payment offices...

Ai ai, só o que isto me faz rir, já vale a pena.